Mourinho to play dame in pantomine at Wimbledon Theatre

Jose Mourinho has announced that he will be appearing in Jack & the Beanstalk at the Wimbledon Theatre in December this year.

“I’ve done it all in football,” he told reporters at Old Trafford, “But I’ve always wanted to play dame in a traditional British pantomime. I’m really looking forward to it.”

Appearing alongside Mourinho will be comedian Phill Jupitus, the Chuckle Brothers and Amanda Holden off Britain’s Got Talent.

Manchester United are currently placed 5th in the Premier League and are expected to qualify for the Europa League next season.