England wins World Cup for P*ssing Up A Wall

The England “P*ssing Up A Wall” team have won the sport’s most prestigious tournament for p*ssing up a wall.

The “P*ssing Up A Wall” World Cup took place in Finland last week, where a strong England squad battled their way through to the final on Sunday, finally recording a magnificent victory against Uruguay.

“P*ssing Up A Wall” is Britain’s fastest growing sport,” a spokesperson for the England team told us, “And this victory not only secures the future of the sport, but also signals an exciting new era for all English sports teams playing in international tournaments in future.”

En route to the final, England defeated teams from Peru, Cambodia and New Zealand, and have now firmly established themselves as a world force in p*ssing up a wall.

Captain of the England squad Derek Pritchard told the Daily Chronicle, “It’s great to know that England p*sses up the wall better than any other nation on Earth. I’m convinced this means we’re going to win the Football World Cup next year.”